"I am just not gifted to take out the trash."
"Your gifts line up with changing that diaper so much more than mine do."
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"Fine then...let's just take that to our friends and see what they have to say."
"Well, not that this is a gender role, but you just seemed to be so much more societally socialized to fix the car then me. "
"Since you are physically stronger than me, which is a biological reality, but does not imply superior ability, you will have to haul the Christmas boxes up from the cellar."
"You just wait until I pray about this."
"I killed the spider last time! It's your turn!!!!!"